The Gift of Reading

“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
- Mark Twain

I was reminded of this saying today. I was reading a book at work, trying to pass the long stretches of time between customers. A coworker asked what I was reading and I mentioned political theory, Montesquieu, and John Locke. He seemed interested and then told me of his grim circumstances. Being so burdened by school work and reading assignments, he has very little time to read for fun.

Luckily though, he’s been able to pick up Tim Tebow’s new book and begin reading it. We both admire Tebow, as many people do. We admire him for the reasons that so many others hate him. He’s a Christian who isn’t afraid to talk about it. Some may see Tebow as self-righteous, but once people get past their anger and jealousy, they’ll see that he’s a genuine guy who loves God. He’s a great role model in a time when there aren’t many out there. He’s also dyslexic.

This was of great importance to my coworker, because he is dyslexic as well. Now, I’d heard of dyslexia, but I didn’t really know what it was. In a show of ignorance I asked, “Like you read words backwords?” Ha. No, not really. Sounds like it’s a reading disorder that makes it difficult to read, especially at the speed that everyone else does. The way it was described to me was this: When a normal reads the word “tree”, they can immediately think of a tree, and what it looks like. When someone with dyslexia reads the word “tree” they first read the word, think of how to say the word, make sure they read the word right, then imagine the tree, then move on to the next word.

It’s because of all this that it takes people with dyslexia so long to read. Imagine instead of reading a sentence as a complete sentence, you read it as individual words. You’d lose your place, have to re-read, and in the end, you’d be lucky if you had any idea what the last chapter was about. Sounds like it must suck. Now, my coworker is a really smart guy. He’s in college at the moment, preparing for a career as a music instructor. He’s managed to overcome his reading disorder.

There are a lot of people out there with dyslexia. There are also a lot more people who can’t even read at all – just because they’re illiterate. For instance, according to UNICEF, in Kenya, males between the ages of 15-24 have a 92% illiteracy rate. Females are just a bit worse – 94%. Sounds awful right? The vast majority of Kenyan’s cannot read. But hey, that’s not a problem in America, right? Wrong. In 2011 a shocking report came out of Detroit, claiming that 47% of adults were functionally illiterate. That’s better than Kenya, but still REALLY bad.

Now, we could go into everything we could do to fix the problem. Better schools, more funding for adults education programs, more foreign aid for countries like Kenya. We could also train teachers to look out for symptoms of dyslexia, and teach them how to work with it in the classroom. I have no doubt that there are tons of great ideas out there. But that’s not the point.

The point is that there are people in this world who either have a lot of trouble reading, or cannot read at all. Those of us who can pick up a book and read it like nothing, enjoy it, learn from it; we shouldn’t take that for granted. Furthermore, if we can read, we should. Sometimes we don’t see all of our blessings, but reading truly is one of them. If you can read – read. Some people would love to have what you have.

When I Was Your Age…

I’m not old. I might be old to a little kid, but for everyone else – I’m a young guy. That being said, I find myself acting more and more like the cliche old person, saying things like, “You know, in my day…”. But things have changed so much since I was a kid. Everything moves much faster, and changes that normally would have taken generations to take place, now happen within a few years. I’m sad to say that I truly believe I came in on the tail end of kids growing up with any balls.

I mean that in the most pleasant way. I don’t want to sound crude, or turn people off. I really think that’s the best way to put it. Kids don’t have balls anymore. Not only do I witness it, have evidence of it, and can prove it, but I also think I know the cause. As always, things that don’t seem related are. History matters, and everything we’re seeing today – the pussification of kids – started decades ago.

Remember the ’60s? I don’t. I wasn’t there. But I’ve heard about them. It was time when our country was divided. We were divided not only by soldier vs hippie, or black vs white, but also by man vs woman. The whole “stay in the kitchen” thing was no longer popular. Women everywhere were taking off their bras (YAY!) and burning them. Feminism was the new craze.

Now, I’m not a sexist. I don’t believe men are smarter than women, or that women should only perform housework. On the other hand, I do believe that nature is sexist. Men and women have differences besides their underwear. Their emotions, their hormones, the way they think. Men and women can be equal without being the same. But not everyone sees things this way. In fact, over time the character traits of men have been shunned, looked down on, and in schools they’re being taught against.

What exactly is going on? Well, little boys are forced to take classes where they sew quilts. Now, I have nothing against a boy who wants to sew, but let’s be real here. Boys don’t want to sew. They’re boys. Don’t treat them like girls! Boys like to run, jump, wrestle, play sports, and be physical. Girls like to talk, gossip, play house, and look at boys. Obviously these are generalizations, but the point is that boys and girls are NOT the same, and they shouldn’t be treated the same.

Hindsight is 20/20, though. Here we are. After all of our sensitivity training, our boy bashing, and our political correctness, what do we have? Kids are wimps. Tag is no longer allowed because it’s too violent. Keeping score in a sports game isn’t allowed because it makes winners and losers, and the losers might feel bad. What a joke! Back in my day we had dodgeball, kickball, soccer, and tetherball. (Remember tetherball? I loved tetherball!) But not any more. Kids today need to be sheltered and safe, away from the dark world looking to do them harm.

The truth is that the world isn’t going to change for these kids, and eventually they’ll get into the real world, not do well in a job interview and guess what – they’ll lose. They won’t get the job. Oh, poor baby! Life is tough.

But the wussification of kids has more dire consequences. I argue that because kids are so sensitive, lives are being lost. Back in my day we got into arguments, shouting matches, and fights. It was fine. There was a fight, and the next day we went back to school like normal. Nowadays kids get into a fight and the next day they come to school with a gun. What the hell?!?!

Bullying is normal. It happens with kids, and it happens in the real world. Protecting kids from bullying and conflicts doesn’t teach them to deal with it. In fact, it teaches them how not to deal with it. They build up anger every day until they explode – literally in some cases. What ever happened to popping someone in the nose when they pissed you off? Well, that was too extreme. So what have we replaced it with? Gunning down your classmates with a .22 pistol.

Yeah, I’m talking about the shooting in Ohio. What’s up with these kids? Shooting their classmates in the back? I mean, in the first place you ought to have the balls to just fight him with your fists. And if you’re going to gun him down, at least be a man about it and look him in the eye. Don’t shoot him in the back! Kids these days don’t even know how to do a proper execution!

Everything has changed, and it’s not changing for the better. We’ve replaced widespread minor violence, with less common deadly violence. Are these kids lives worth some other kids’ false sense of self esteem? When we make our children into wimps, are we doing them any kind of service, or are we setting them up for failure and disappointment?

Conservative Self Education

I received a pretty cool compliment late last year. While I can’t remember exactly what it was, it was along the lines of, “I feel smarter after I hang out with you.” Nice thing to say, right? We only hung out once, and it was just 3 people sitting at a hookah bar, talking political theory, economics, and theology. I guess I surprise people – talking about stuff like that – cause I’m a gooney looking fellow with a bad haircut, tattoos, and big muscles.

Anyways, I thought it was kind of funny that I made this person feel smarter even though she’s going to medical school, and I only have a high school diploma (which is pretty useless considering I went to an American public school where the standards are more lax than Jamie Lee Curtis’ bowels after she gorges on Activia yogurt). So where did I learn to impress college kids with my intellect without having any letters after my name? It’s called self education.

I don’t know how many people realize this, but there are these places called libraries where you can go and read books, watch movies, surf the internet, and listen to music. Most of the stuff at the library you can even take home with you… for FREE! I know, right? Pretty sweet deal. And there’s one in almost every town. So, with all the resources given to you for free at the library here are a few things to expose yourself to if you want to brush up on your Timism.

1. Read books by people from different eras – for politics this means the modern works of Thomas Sowell, David Limbaugh, and Milton Friedman, the not-so-long ago works of Friedrich Hayek, and the old stuff from guys like Edmund Burke, Adam Smith, and John Locke.

Rush Limbaugh2. Get a magazine or newspaper subscription for your bathroom. Sometimes it’s the only place quiet enough to read, so you might as well stock it with some good stuff – perhaps American Rifleman (for all you 2nd amendment guys) or the Wallstreet Journal.

3. Use the internet for more than Facebook and porn. There are loads of information out there. Visit sites like Townhall.com or CNSNews.com. If you want to be even more proactive you could set Fox News as your home page. Imagine that – wake up and check your email and inadvertently have to look at Bill O’Reilly’s ugly mug or Ron Paul’s fake eyebrows.

4. Listen to talk radio. I’m blessed with a stellar lineup for talk radio. I don’t have to switch stations to hear the best – Jay Weber, Vicki McKenna, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Belling, Sean Hannity, and Mark Levin. The only one I wish I could hear that I can’t would be Dennis Prager. Your brain and patriotism will grow in leaps and bounds by listening to El Rushbo alone.

There – that’s a good start. Hop to it and get your learning on without spending a dime.