Who Said Diets Don’t Work?

I hear all of the time that diets don’t work. Sometimes people just don’t lose weight when they’re on the diet, but more often people complain that the diet failed because once they went off it, they gained back the weight they had lost. To me this is perfectly reasonable. Of course you gained the weight back – you went off the diet! Its for this reason that whenever I talk diets with someone I stress that a diet isn’t something you go off and on. Its a permanent lifestyle change.

Along with that change comes a slew of other things. Diet alone can only solve so many problems, and it can only solve them so fast. If someone wants better results, or faster results, they ought to drastically change their whole life. This means more than switching to diet soda and low fat ice cream, and exchanging fries for salads at McDonald’s. While someone might lose a few quick pounds by doing these things, in the long run, they’re still eating crap and their body will reflect it.

On the list of important things in your life, where does your health go? For most people its near the top. For me, its after God and family. Its more important than my job, and more important than any possession I could own. Like anything else that is important, its important not to take it for granted and not to half-ass it. Either play to win or don’t play at all. All or nothing. That’s the kind of mindset that people ought to have if they really want to get in shape.

Don’t switch to diet soda – give up soda entirely! The diet sodas contain far more harmful chemicals in them (often linked to cancer), and studies have shown that these chemicals actually encourage your body to store fat. Some people like to enjoy a soda at the end of their day. They say they’ve “earned it”. Well that’s bull! Why would you sabotage any progress you’ve made by sucking down something that will rot your teeth and stomach, spike your blood sugar, and raise your blood pressure? Those extra 200 calories could be the difference between losing weight and gaining it. Don’t be stupid and lazy!

Don’t switch to “healthy” options at McDonalds – avoid McDonalds all together. We all know that Big Macs and Super Sized fries are awful for us, so instead we make a weak attempt to change our diets. We skip the fries, and get a salad. Sorry guys – that salad probably has no nutritional value in it, and was most likely sprayed with some pesticide designed to kill bugs. But the pesticide probably wasn’t washed off the plant before it was put onto your plate. Low and behold – something designed to kill bugs will also kill you! (Exaggeration) Well… you’d have to drink a lot of it, but poison is poison. Skip fast food all together, forever!

Want to exercise? Get off the treadmill and take a walk outside. The fresh air will do you good. There is a big difference between running on a treadmill and running outside. I’m sure many people are self conscious about being seen exercising, especially when they’re disgustingly overweight, but look at it this way – people will see you and know that you’re making a positive change in your life. For that alone, you’re a step above a lot of people. Not only that, but you may inspire someone else to start making changes in their own lives.

The point is that people ought to make big changes – not little ones. The problem isn’t that you get fries at McDonald’s instead of a salad – the problem is that you’re going to McDonald’s in the first place! When you dance around the real problem you not only avoid reality, but you push off progress longer and longer, eventually discouraging yourself to the point when you give up entirely. People see small changes and they lose their motivation, but they’d see big changes if they made them! Stay motivated by going all out. End rant.

Home Gym vs Commercial Gym

Whenever I’m with someone and we start talking about lifting weights or anything along those lines, the question is always asked – “So, what gym do you go to?” My response has been the same for a long time – “My basement.” There are a number of reasons why I bought my own equipment instead of going to a gym.

That’s not to say that I never went to a commercial gym. Of course I did. I went to the YMCA for a little while, I went to it’s competitor, the “Wisconsin Athletic Club”, for about a year, and I went to a hardcore bodybuilding gym a half hour away called “Animal House”. They all had different problems for me, and in the end I decided to invest in some good equipment and just deck out my basement. I had a few weights sitting around, a bench, but I didn’t have the main piece of equipment that kept me paying commercial gyms to use. The squat rack. Once I bought a rack I never looked back. (Hey, that rhymes!)

The reasons I finally pulled the plug on commercial gyms vary quite a bit. Some problems were minor nuisances, others annoyed the hell out of me. Here’s a short list of the reasons why commercial gyms suck.

1. Limited Hours. Most gyms are not open 24 hours. I don’t expect that to change. While there are a few gyms (Snap Fitness, Anytime Fitness, etc) that are open all day, these gyms usually lack the equipment I use. When I gym is open 24 hours the owners don’t always have someone working there. That means they have to limit the type of equipment they have. Anything that can be stolen isn’t there. That means there won’t be dumbbells, barbells, plates, or kettelbells. It’s most just machines.

So, we’re back to gyms that have the equipment I want, but aren’t open 24 hours. I work late some nights, and I occasionally get the urge to work out after midnight. I can’t do that at most gyms; but I can do it at home.

2. Driving Distance. Again, this isn’t always a problem, but for a picky lifter like myself, it is. The coolest gym I found was an old school bodybuilding style gym. This place looked like it hadn’t changed since the ’80s. It was (and still is) awesome. The problem? It was a half hour away. It’s hard enough to find a gym that’s made for people who actually want to exercise (instead of socialize), but finding a gym like that in a comfortable driving distance? Not likely.

Driving became a real pain. Get in the car, drive for 20 minutes, work out, then be sore and tired and have to drive another 20 minutes home. Forget it.

3. Equipment Availability. Ever have to wait to use the machine that you want to use? I’ve been there countless times. It’s especially frustrating when you’re timing everything out. I should only be resting for 30 seconds, but I’m forced to wait for some idiot that’s been hogging the pec-deck all night. Not only are the machines often not available, but when they are available they’re covered with sweat. Just great – I had to wait 5 minutes to use the machine, and now I have to sit in some strange guy’s ass-sweat.

Why wait for equipment? Just buy it, and that way it’s available whenever you need it. No waiting ever again!

4. No Annoying People. I don’t want to hear your cell phone ringtone. I don’t need to hear about your party this weekend. I don’t find your laugh the least bit tolerable. People annoy me. They especially annoy me when they wear white wife-beaters, smell like cheap AXE body spray, and talk loudly. I can’t handle it. Then there are the other people. The disgusting old people that walk around the locker rooms butt-naked. Their junk is just hanging out, and they come over and talk to you all nonchalant like. These are the same guys that choose to use the machines right behind the girls on the ellipticals, just so they can look at some young girl’s ass.

All these kind of people I can do without. I think we all can. Unless you’re on of them. Then you deserve to be around people just like you.

5. Music. I love music. It’s a huge part of my life. And like most people, I like listening to music while I work out. I don’t, however, like to listen to Top 40 while I work out. I don’t have anything against Ke$ha, or Katy, but it’s just not good workout music. Give me some DevilDriver, Pantera, or Rage Against the Machine, instead. I also hate earbuds. For one, it’s damaging to have music going directly into your ear (instead of using the entire earlobe, like it was designed), but it’s also a pain when I’m working out. I move when I work out. When I do power cleans those earbuds come right out. Music from external speakers is a must.

I don’t put up with music I don’t enjoy when I work out. Therefore, I work out at home and I can blast heavy metal or gangsta rap all I want.

In the end, I invested about $4000 in my home gym. I slowly bought little pieces of equipment, until I had everything I wanted. If you are seriously interested in lifting, I strongly encourage you to get out of the commercial gyms. For me it changed the way I work out, it changed my mood, and it saved me time and money in the long run. If you can invest a little money at a time, and slowly build a good gym, you’ll reap the benefits for a lifetime.

Training With a Goal In Mind (Part I)

It’s the beginning of a new year. (Yay, Captain Obvious!) People from all walks of life are making their “New Year’s resolutions”. Some people are looking to break into a new career, or just to find a job (Thank you, Mr President). Some people are planning on getting out of debt, or planning on reading a book a month. All of these are great goals, but perhaps the most popular goal is to “get in shape”.

In America, “getting in shape” is a popular New Years resolution, but obviously it isn’t achieved nearly as often. And perhaps there’s a reason for that – people set bad goals. No, I’m not saying getting into shape is a bad goal. I’m saying that the goal is too vague. It makes more sense to have a specific goal in mind. “Lose weight” doesn’t even make sense to me. Lose weight? Like… muscle? fat? water? Saying “I want to lose weight” is like going to the grocery store and saying “I’d like 5 pounds”. 5 pounds of what? Goals need to be specific.

I also found that having a visual goal is important. Find a celebrity who has the body you want. Don’t go nuts and think that you need to look exactly like them, but find someone your height, your frame, and imagine having their body. It helps a lot if you have an image in your mind  of what you want to look like. It keeps you motivated, and allows you to mark your progress against where you’re going, instead of where you’re coming from.

For me this was a little different. I never set a new year’s resolution; I just made a conscious decision that I was going to (note: not wanted to – going to) gain a lot of muscle. My end goal was Vin Diesel. We’re about the same height, same frame, but he was a lot bigger than I was. So, I set that goal in my mind, and after a couple years and 50 lbs of muscle I achieved my goal. I was the size of Vin Diesel.

Part II (on specifics goals for weight training) coming soon.